11/30/2005

Defeat the Dragon

I read the coolest quote in the Gazette this week. It made me realize how true it was for children and adults alike... I've had a rollercoaster week so far and its only Wednesday. Ive got several dragons to slay before the end of this week...

"Fairy Tales do not tell children that the dragon exist. They already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that the dragons can be defeated"
- G.K. Chesterton

Isn't that so true? As children, we see the dragon being defeated in every fairytale we read. In our minds, our Daddy could slay the dragon with one slash of a sword. I hope that all of you had Daddys that made you feel that safe - - that protected.
Then we grow up. We begin to start seeing dragons pop up into our view left and right. Dragons like broken down cars, bosses who are jerks, nasty Chrsitmas shoppers, grouchy family members, past-due bills - - insert your dragon here ______________________.

I don't know how you were raised, but I was raised to defeat the dragon! Slay it - - leave the carcass behind you and move on. I know, I know - - sometimes the dragon wins, but if that is the case, you gotta go down fighting! I am so thankful my parents raised me to believe in that way - -

The dragons CAN be defeated.

11/29/2005

Im freaking out

Something is seriously wrong with my hand. My whole pinkie on my right hand is numb and I have no freaking idea WHY! It feels like it is asleep. My back is ALLLLLLL messed up so I imagine that I have a pinched nerve or something. WHY GOD, WHY???

All of this coupled with the fact that i started my period. Damn these teenage daughters of mine for making me regular again. I SWEAR, I better not get pregnant.

Okay, my bitch session for the day is now completed.

Have a nice day.

11/17/2005

Stressful day


I am having one of those days people...

Let me put it this way. I am now alternating between drinking Cappuchinos and large wine glasses of Pinot Grigo.

And its only 4:10 in the afternoon.


Oh Joy, Oh rapture.

Is it bedtime yet?

11/09/2005

I Hate...




I HATE_________! Fill in the freakin' blank.

I am in the WORST mood!
I'm trying to get ready for a garage sale where I am selling a MOTHERLOAD of kids clothes and I have no time, no space, and its FREEZING outside.

To top it off it's made me an aweful mom. I have ripped the heads off of 3 out of four of my kids.They are totally in a demilitarized zone right now and they are shooting tylonol at me instead of bullets.

Bad day - - all around. And the only thing that will make this day better is the fact that LOST is on tonight, thank God almighty. Another TV show that Crystal got me stuck on... Thanks Biotch.

Wish me luck on the garage sale tomorrow. I loathe it all intirely and would totally got goodwill to pick it all up if I didnt need the freakin' money for Christmas!

BTW, can someone tell me how a mother of 4 (5 if you count the Husband) can have a garage sale, keep the house clean and stay sane all at once. Tell me, so I can come kick your BUTT!

The husband made the right choice bringing Pizza home for dinner. ;)

11/08/2005

MY NEW MOTTO


Since my husband has been home for the last several days my house has become completly trashed. I swear, I dont even know where to begin. So... I have adopted a new motto. You like?

I keep wishing for the house-cleaning fairy to show up and clean while the Princess is sleeping. Dang it...

QUIZ DAY AT RANTINGS...

Go ahead - take a few. You'll get addicted!

***You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish***


You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

Yeah, I think this is pretty true about me.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howboyishorgirlishareyouquiz/


***You Are Likely an Only Child***


At your darkest moments, you feel frustrated.
At work and school, you do best when you're organizing.
When you love someone, you tend to worry about them.

In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic.
Your ideal careers are: radio announcer, finance, teaching, ministry, and management.
You will leave your mark on the world with organizational leadership, maybe as the author of self-help books.
I am the baby and the only girl.

The Birth Order Predictor
http://www.blogthings.com/birthorderpredictorquiz/


***On Average, You Would Sell Out For***


$562,032

WOW, thats all??

At What Price Would You Sell Out?
http://www.blogthings.com/atwhatpricewouldyouselloutquiz/


***All American Kid***


Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain.

You were well rounded and well liked in high school.

It's so true - I did not fit into any one clique, nor did I want to.

Who Were You In High School?
http://www.blogthings.com/whowereyouinhighschoolquiz/


***You Are 30% Weird***


Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself.

LOL, so true, so true...

How Weird Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howweirdareyouquiz/


***You Are 31 Years Old***


Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

WHAT? Dude, I turn 30 on Dec 18th. WTH?? Great - I am older than my years...

What Age Do You Act?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/


***Your Power Color Is Magenta***


At Your Highest:

You energize yourself and push others to suceed.

At Your Lowest:

You feel frustrated and totally overwhelmed.

In Love:

You are suprised by who you attract. You're a love magnet.

How You're Attractive:

Open and free spirited, people want to explore the world with you.

Your Eternal Question:

"What is my next source of inspiration?"

I'm a luuuuv magnet... Heck Yes!

What's Your Power Color?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourpowercolorquiz/


***Your Pimp Name Is...***


Sugar Butt Pump

Thank God I know this now...you know, just in case.

What's Your Pimp Name?
http://www.blogthings.com/pimpnamegenerator/


***Your Birthdate: December 18***


You are a cohesive force - able to bring many people together for a common cause.
You tend to excel in work situations, but you also facilitate a lot of social gatherings too.
Beyond being a good leader, you are good at inspiring others.
You also keep your powerful emotions in check - you know when to emote and when to repress.

Your strength: Emotional maturity beyond your years

Your weakness: Wearing yourself down with too many responsibilities

Your power color: Crimson red

Your power symbol: Snowflake

Your power month: September

Cool, that sounds alot like me...

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz/


***You Should Get a PhD in Liberal Arts (like political science, literature, or philosophy)***

You're a great thinker and a true philosopher.
You'd make a talented professor or writer.

Yeaaaaaaah...no.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatadvanceddegreeshouldyougetquiz/


***The Keys to Your Heart***


You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

Okay, thats like... 50% me.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
http://www.blogthings.com/keystoyourheartquiz/


***Your Inner Child Is Surprised***


You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

WHAT? I'm surprised??? What a surprise!

How Is Your Inner Child?
http://www.blogthings.com/howisyourinnerchildquiz/


***Your Hidden Talent***


You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations.
You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts.
Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition.
The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary.

I can also bend spoons with my mind...

What's Your Hidden Talent?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourhiddentalentquiz/


***Your Career Type: Artistic***


You are expressive, original, and independent.
Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.

You would make an excellent:

Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor
Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer
Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer
Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor

The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.

Duh...

What's Your Ideal Career?
http://www.blogthings.com/idealcareerquiz/


***You are***


Spank Me Pink

YES!...

What Rejected Crayon Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/rejectedcrayonquiz/

Duh people... this is common knowledge about Joy

***You Are Uptown***


You are classy, cultured, and well educated. You are an expert on the finer things in live.
Your city girl persona loves all of the opportunities a city offers. But only in the best neighborhoods.


Are You Uptown or Downtown?
http://ynr.blogthings.com/areyouuptownordowntownquiz/