Okay, so I have embarked on a new project -- temporary (probably) and who knows -- I might keep it going.
I must give credit where credit is due. My friend Tracy
Tracy started doing this for her husband -- it is so sweet and sometimes easier to say when you can write it down.
My new blog
Go see the schmultz people... and make sure you let me know you stopped by! ;)
7/21/2006
Pointless randomness... which is the point... I think.
I've been working guys -- I work so much and I am TIRED! I cannot hardly move at the end of the day. This is me showing you that I still love you ALL and I have not fallen out of the blogesphere! Dont leave me!
Here is a survey of the most random questions I have ever filled out--
Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? NO -- BUT COMING UP THIS WEEKEND!
Are you gay? NOPE
Do you have hairy legs? I NEED TO SHAVE BUT I WOULD NOT SAY YES...
Do you smoke anything? CRACK... (NO)
Do you like monkeys?: Yes. GORDO
How many fillings do you have? 4
Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? I'D RATHER NOT THANKS. I WILL SIT ON THE BOAT.
Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? YEAH, MY MEANIE BROTHERS TOLD ME THEY TASTED LIKE CINNAMON
Have you ever read the Bible? MOST OF IT
Did you ever go to Sunday School? OF COURSE
Do you wear a lot of black? YEAH I DO, BUT IT DOES NOT REPRESENT WHO I AM OR HOW I FEEL. I HATE THAT GOTH CRAP.
Did you ever bring a weapon to high school? MY ATTITUDE AND RAZOR SHARP TONGUE LOLOL
Have you ever hugged a tree? YEAAAH, NO.
Do you know what a sphincter actually is? UM, YEAH -- I'M EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WAYNE'S WORLD... "ASS SPHINCTER SAYS WHAT?" "WHAT?"
Describe your hair. MIDDLE OF MY BACK IN LENGTH (AND I JUST HAD 2 INCHES CUT OFF), DARK BLONDE W/ BLEACH BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS
Are you a wild beast? ABSOLUTELY. ESPECIALLY WHEN IM PISSED
Do you like to have fun? HOH YEAH.
Do you like drama? FREAKING HAAAATE IT
Have you ever taken a bong hit? NOPE
Do you like mayonaise? YEAH, ITS A GUILTY PLEASURE THAT I NEVER PARTAKE IN ANYMORE
Are you afraid to die? NAW
Do you like playing in leaves? NEVER DID LIKE IT
Do you like lyme tics? HMMMM, I LIKE TOUCHING MY TOUNGUE TO BATTERIES MORE.
Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? NO -- BUT I DID WHEN I WAS 13 AND ALI AND I WERE LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I PEED.
Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult? NO -- I AM A POLITE SICKO
Are you an adult? DEPENDS...
Do you think you have a good handle on spelling? YES. I USE GOOD GRAMMER AS WELL.
Ever won a spelling bee? NO! CANDY DAVENPORT BEAT ME OUT IN (I THINK) 6TH GRADE... HATEFUL...
Do you ever eat because your depressed? NO, I LEAVE THAT TO MONTY AND HIS EMOTIONAL EATERS ANON. FAMILY.
Are you a television addict? YES, BUT I NEVER GET TO -- NOW I AM A MYSPACE ADDICT. WILL SOMEONE BY ME A DVR??
Do you think O.J. is guilty? GOD, HERE WE GO AGAIN... YES. HES VEEEERY GUILTY
Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? YES
Do you like Elvis? SURE
Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel? NO. LOLOL
Ever been hit on at a zoo? YEAH NO.
Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey? NO, I LIKE THE CALMING EFFECTS OF XANAX
Does your mom think someones hot? MOM LIKED ANTONIO BANDERES... HE'S VEEEERY SESSY! TOO SESSY! TOO SESSY!
When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "Oh shoot, its..." NOPE! NO FEAR.
Have you ever had sex with a total stranger? NOPE
Ever been arrested? NOPE
Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did? lol YEAH -- THANKS TO ALLISON AND HER STEALTH & CUNNING
Do you like orange juice? YES.
Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly? DARN -- IVE MISSED OUT ON THAT ONE.. SOMETHING TO ADD TO THE "TO-DO" LIST
Where do you wish you were right now? SITTING AT A NICE RESTURANT DOWNTOWN WITH THE HUSBAND - AND A COLD DRINK.
Did you enjoy this? IT WAS KINDA LONG AND POINTLESS -- WHICH I THINK WAS THE POINT.. WAIT... AHHHHH I SEE!
Here is a survey of the most random questions I have ever filled out--
Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? NO -- BUT COMING UP THIS WEEKEND!
Are you gay? NOPE
Do you have hairy legs? I NEED TO SHAVE BUT I WOULD NOT SAY YES...
Do you smoke anything? CRACK... (NO)
Do you like monkeys?: Yes. GORDO
How many fillings do you have? 4
Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? I'D RATHER NOT THANKS. I WILL SIT ON THE BOAT.
Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? YEAH, MY MEANIE BROTHERS TOLD ME THEY TASTED LIKE CINNAMON
Have you ever read the Bible? MOST OF IT
Did you ever go to Sunday School? OF COURSE
Do you wear a lot of black? YEAH I DO, BUT IT DOES NOT REPRESENT WHO I AM OR HOW I FEEL. I HATE THAT GOTH CRAP.
Did you ever bring a weapon to high school? MY ATTITUDE AND RAZOR SHARP TONGUE LOLOL
Have you ever hugged a tree? YEAAAH, NO.
Do you know what a sphincter actually is? UM, YEAH -- I'M EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WAYNE'S WORLD... "ASS SPHINCTER SAYS WHAT?" "WHAT?"
Describe your hair. MIDDLE OF MY BACK IN LENGTH (AND I JUST HAD 2 INCHES CUT OFF), DARK BLONDE W/ BLEACH BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS
Are you a wild beast? ABSOLUTELY. ESPECIALLY WHEN IM PISSED
Do you like to have fun? HOH YEAH.
Do you like drama? FREAKING HAAAATE IT
Have you ever taken a bong hit? NOPE
Do you like mayonaise? YEAH, ITS A GUILTY PLEASURE THAT I NEVER PARTAKE IN ANYMORE
Are you afraid to die? NAW
Do you like playing in leaves? NEVER DID LIKE IT
Do you like lyme tics? HMMMM, I LIKE TOUCHING MY TOUNGUE TO BATTERIES MORE.
Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? NO -- BUT I DID WHEN I WAS 13 AND ALI AND I WERE LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I PEED.
Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult? NO -- I AM A POLITE SICKO
Are you an adult? DEPENDS...
Do you think you have a good handle on spelling? YES. I USE GOOD GRAMMER AS WELL.
Ever won a spelling bee? NO! CANDY DAVENPORT BEAT ME OUT IN (I THINK) 6TH GRADE... HATEFUL...
Do you ever eat because your depressed? NO, I LEAVE THAT TO MONTY AND HIS EMOTIONAL EATERS ANON. FAMILY.
Are you a television addict? YES, BUT I NEVER GET TO -- NOW I AM A MYSPACE ADDICT. WILL SOMEONE BY ME A DVR??
Do you think O.J. is guilty? GOD, HERE WE GO AGAIN... YES. HES VEEEERY GUILTY
Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? YES
Do you like Elvis? SURE
Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel? NO. LOLOL
Ever been hit on at a zoo? YEAH NO.
Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey? NO, I LIKE THE CALMING EFFECTS OF XANAX
Does your mom think someones hot? MOM LIKED ANTONIO BANDERES... HE'S VEEEERY SESSY! TOO SESSY! TOO SESSY!
When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "Oh shoot, its..." NOPE! NO FEAR.
Have you ever had sex with a total stranger? NOPE
Ever been arrested? NOPE
Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did? lol YEAH -- THANKS TO ALLISON AND HER STEALTH & CUNNING
Do you like orange juice? YES.
Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly? DARN -- IVE MISSED OUT ON THAT ONE.. SOMETHING TO ADD TO THE "TO-DO" LIST
Where do you wish you were right now? SITTING AT A NICE RESTURANT DOWNTOWN WITH THE HUSBAND - AND A COLD DRINK.
Did you enjoy this? IT WAS KINDA LONG AND POINTLESS -- WHICH I THINK WAS THE POINT.. WAIT... AHHHHH I SEE!
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